A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

一個男人搖搖晃晃地走進了急診室，兩個眼睛是青的，脖子上有明顯的五指印。

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

醫(yī)生問他發(fā)生了什么?！邦~，是這樣的，”這個人說?！拔液臀依掀艁砹藥拙指郀柗颍亚虼虻揭粋€牛群里?！?/p>

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

“我們?nèi)フ疫@個球，我四下搜索，發(fā)現(xiàn)一頭牛的屁股后面有個白色的東西?！?/p>

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

“我走過去，舉起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中間。然后我犯了一個錯誤?！?/p>

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

“你干嘛了？”醫(yī)生問。

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

“額，我舉起了牛的尾巴，對我老婆喊道，'這個好像是你的！'”