英語(yǔ)幽默小故事"Golfing with cows
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. 一個(gè)男人搖搖晃晃地走進(jìn)了急診室,兩個(gè)眼睛是青的,脖子上有明顯的五指印。 Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. 醫(yī)生問(wèn)他發(fā)生了什么?!邦~,是這樣的,”這個(gè)人說(shuō)?!拔液臀依掀艁?lái)了幾局高爾夫,她把球打到一個(gè)牛群里?!?/p> "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. “我們?nèi)フ疫@個(gè)球,我四下搜索,發(fā)現(xiàn)一頭牛的屁股后面有個(gè)白色的東西。” "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." “我走過(guò)去,舉起了它的尾巴想看清楚,我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中間。然后我犯了一個(gè)錯(cuò)誤。” "What did you do?" asks the doctor. “你干嘛了?”醫(yī)生問(wèn)。 "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" “額,我舉起了牛的尾巴,對(duì)我老婆喊道,'這個(gè)好像是你的!'” |