A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

一個金發(fā)外國人決定要去冰上釣魚。她拿上她的工具和釣魚竿去了冰上，并鑿出了一個大洞。然后聽見一個聲音說：

"冰～下～面～沒～有～魚！"

Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

這個外國人很疑惑，把她的工具挪動了100尺，再次坐下來，準(zhǔn)備再鑿一個洞的時候。再一次地，有個聲音說：

"冰～下～面～沒～有～魚！"

Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:

"FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"

姑娘有點慌了，她將工具挪到最后這個點上，坐下來，拿起了她的螺絲鉆。再一次地，聲音響起：

“最～后～說～一～次！冰～下～面～沒～有～魚！”

Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"

她終于承受不住了，叫了出來，“是你嗎？神？”

"NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"

“不，我是這個曲棍球冰場的主人。”