谷歌搜索TOP20的問題，一個比一個無語，一個比一個喪病……

1. Am I Pregnant? Monthly Searches: 90,500
1. 月搜索量為9萬500次的問題是：我懷孕了？

It looks like Google has replaced a pregnancy test for more than 90,000 women each month!
每個月有超過9萬名女性谷歌這個問題，就好像谷歌已取代了驗孕。

2. How Do I Get Home? Monthly Searches: 49,500
2. 月搜索量達(dá)4萬9500次的問題是：我咋回家？

Perhaps unsurprisingly, ask Google this question and you'll be met with a box which asks 'Where's Home?'
也許不出意外，谷歌這個問題的你會看到一個窗口彈出，問你“家在哪？”

3. Are Aliens Real? Monthly Searches: 49,500
3. 月搜索量為4萬9500次的問題是：外星人是真實存在的么？

With NASA having claimed we'll find alien life by 2025, it seems that almost 50,000 people each month are eager to find out the truth!
有美國國家航空航天局聲稱到2025年我們會找到外星人，這么看來，每月將近有5萬人在迫不及待地找出真相。

4. Does Farting Burn Calories? Monthly Searches: 49,500
4. 月搜索量達(dá)4萬9500次的問題是：放屁能燃燒卡路里么？

Wouldn’t it be great if you could burn calories from passing wind? Unfortunately, the claim that it burns 67 calories are false.
如果放屁能燃燒卡路里那不是太好了么？可惜的是…放屁相當(dāng)于燃燒67卡的傳言不實。

5. When Will I Die? Monthly Searches: 49,500
5. 月搜索量達(dá)4萬9500次的問題：我什么時候會死？

Who knew Google was now able to foretell the future?
誰又知道如今的谷歌可以預(yù)言未來了？！

6. Why Do Men Have Nipples? Monthly Searches: 22,200
6. 月搜索量為2萬2200次的問題：為什么男人們有乳頭？

We all know they have them but it seems a fairly large number of people each month waste a little bit of time trying to find out why men have nipples!
是人都知道男人有乳頭，然而似乎每個月都有好大一部分人會花些時間試圖找到這個問題的答案！

7. Do Penguins Have Knees? Monthly Searches: 18,100
7. 月搜索量達(dá)1萬8100次的問題：企鵝有膝蓋么？

Does it really matter whether or not penguins have knee?
企鵝是否有膝蓋真的那么重要么？

8. Why Are We Here? Monthly Searches: 8,100
8.月搜索量為8100次的問題是：我們?yōu)槭裁椿钪?/strong>

Getting a little philosophical now, aren’t we?
現(xiàn)在問題變得有點哲學(xué)了，不是嗎？

9. Is The Tooth Fairy Real? Monthly Searches: 8,100
9. 月搜索量為8100次的問題是：牙仙是真真切切存在的么？

This is a little bit like asking if Santa is real… of course the tooth fairy is real! You’ve always had a coin left under your pillow in return for a tooth haven’t you?
這就好比問圣誕老人是真的么…當(dāng)然真的有牙仙了！你總會在換牙齒的時候在枕頭下面發(fā)現(xiàn)一顆牙不是嗎？

10. Do Pigs Sweat? Monthly Searches: 8,100
10. 月搜索量為8100次的問題是：豬會流汗么？

Why, oh why, would anyone care or even want to know whether or not pigs sweat?
天??！為什么！為什么會有人問或是想知道到底豬會不會流汗？？？

11. Does My Bum Look 40? Monthly Searches: 8,100
11. 月搜索量為8100次的問題是：我的腚看著有40么？

‘Of course it doesn’t!’ is the answer over 8,000 women each month want Google to tell them when asking whether their bum looks.
40.每個月都有超過8000名女性會谷歌這個問題，答案是“當(dāng)然沒有40了！”

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12. Is The World Flat? Monthly Searches: 5,400
12. 月搜索量達(dá)5400次的問題是：世界是平的么？

Did these people not study geography at school?
這些人就沒有在學(xué)校好好學(xué)地理么？

13. Am I A Psycho? Monthly Searches: 5,400
13. 月搜索量為5400次的問題是：我是神經(jīng)病么？

Good old ‘Dr Google’ strikes again… this time, in the guise of a psychiatrist.
親愛又尊敬的“谷歌醫(yī)生”再次發(fā)難了…這次他假扮成一名精神科醫(yī)生。

14. Why Won’t My Car Start? Monthly Searches: 4,400
14. 月搜索量達(dá)4400次的問題是：為什么我的汽車不能發(fā)動了？

And now Google’s disguised itself as mechanic…
好了，這次谷歌又偽裝成了一名技工…

15. Do Men Have Periods? Monthly Searches: 3,600
15. 月搜索量為3600次的問題是：男人們會來姨媽么？

So it seems that the same people who paid no attention in geography at school also failed biology?
似乎在學(xué)校不怎么好好學(xué)地理的那些人和這次生物不及格的人是同一批呀！

16. Do Worms Have Eyes? Monthly Searches: 2,900
16. 月搜索量達(dá)2900次的問題是：蚯蚓有眼睛么？

Does it really matter if worms have eyes?
蚯蚓有沒有眼睛真的重要么？

17. Can A Men Get Pregnant? Monthly Searches: 2,900
17. 月搜索量達(dá)2900次的問題是：男人能懷孕么？

What on earth are they teaching (or not teaching as the case may be) kids in school these days?
到底現(xiàn)在的孩子上學(xué)學(xué)了些什么？（又或是像這個問題體現(xiàn)的那樣，他們的學(xué)校有哪些是沒教過的？

18. What Happens If You Drink Blood? Monthly Searches: 880
18. 月搜索量為880次的問題是：飲血的后果會是什么？

We can only assume that Twilight is to blame for almost a thousand winnable vampires each month wondering about the safety of drinking blood!
對于這每月將近100名想變成吸血鬼卻擔(dān)心飲血是否安全的人兒，我們也只能想到始作俑者是《暮光之城》了。

19. Can I Marry My Cousin? Monthly Searches: 880
19. 月搜索量有880次的問題是：我能娶/嫁我的表姐（妹）/兄（弟）么？

Really?! That’s 10,560 people each year considering popping the question to their cousin!
真的么？！這個問題每年都有10560人糾結(jié)！

20. Why Does My Boss Hate Me? Monthly Searches: 170
20. 月搜索量達(dá)770次的問題是：為什么我的老板不喜歡我？

Why don’t you ask him yourself?
為什么你自己不去問他呢？

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