Today Queen Elizabeth II is swinging from the chandeliers as not only the UK’s oldest living monarch but also the longest reigning.
今天，英國(guó)女王伊麗莎白二世真是要狂歡一把——她老人家不僅成為英國(guó)史上最年長(zhǎng)的君主，同時(shí)也成為在位時(shí)間最長(zhǎng)的君主。

Yes, the 81-year-old will clinch the title from her great-great grandmother Queen Victoria, who served for 23,226 days, 16 hours and 23 minutes.
是的，這位81歲的女王從她曾曾祖母維多利亞女王的手里奪下了“在位最長(zhǎng)”的記錄桂冠。伊麗莎白二世的在位時(shí)長(zhǎng)為23226天16小時(shí)23分。

Or to put it simply, 63 years and seven months.
或者簡(jiǎn)單的說(shuō)，就是63年7個(gè)月。

In typical stiff upper lip style, our Queen really doesn’t want much of a fuss about it. So we’ll be marking the occasion with a load of pictures of what the Queen does best – throwing some serious shade.
我們女王的象征性表情——呆若木雞般的嚴(yán)肅臉——真的是想說(shuō)：不要大驚小怪啦！所以我們整理了一堆代表性場(chǎng)合上女王出類(lèi)拔萃的——嚴(yán)肅臉（來(lái)黑她?。ú](méi)有?。?/div>

小編亂入：以下為《Metro》為大家傾情奉獻(xiàn)女王表情包大搜羅~一次嫌棄臉看個(gè)夠哦！

Bow down, swine
鞠躬吧！你們這些螻蟻之輩！

The butler didn’t put the milk in first
臥槽！管家尼瑪沒(méi)給老娘先上奶！

Prince Charles took his socks off
媽呀查爾斯王子脫襪了呀！

When the corgi farts, loudly
當(dāng)自家的柯基響亮的放了一個(gè)P……

Your horse doesn’t win at Ascot, again
媽蛋老娘又在英國(guó)阿斯科特賽馬會(huì)上輸了一回！

Two hours into a military parade
閱兵兩小時(shí)了MD累死了想哭TT

Someone calls you ‘Queenie’
有人叫我“Queenie”？！??！

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