A little more than two weeks into his new 11:35 p.m. time slot, late-night host Jimmy Kimmel was ousted from his gig by actor Matt Damon, who brought out a plethora of A-list stars to help him hijack the show.
美國脫口秀節(jié)目《吉米·坎摩爾秀》調(diào)整到了晚間23:35分的時間檔播出，調(diào)整到新播放時段后的第三周，主持人吉米叔就被著名演員馬特·達(dá)蒙驅(qū)逐出了自己節(jié)目，馬特·達(dá)蒙綁架了吉米叔，還帶來了非常豪華的明星陣容。

“The Departed” actor has been the butt of a long-running joke on “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” Kimmel has joked for the past 10 years at the end of his show that he ran out of time and was unable to bring Damon on as a guest.
《無間道行者》演員馬特·達(dá)蒙一直以來都是吉米秀上經(jīng)久不衰的惡搞笑話，在過去的十年里，每次節(jié)目結(jié)束時吉米叔都要開玩笑說因為沒時間了，所以沒法把達(dá)蒙請上來。

Damon got his revenge Thursday night when he “kidnapped” Kimmel and duct-taped him to a chair and gagged him with a tie. Damon hosted the entire show as Kimmel watched from the back of the stage.
達(dá)蒙在周四晚上完成了復(fù)仇反攻，他“綁架”了吉米叔，用膠帶把他綁在了椅子上，還用領(lǐng)帶塞住了吉米叔的嘴巴。達(dá)蒙主持了當(dāng)晚整期的節(jié)目，可憐的吉米叔只能從后面眼巴巴的看著。

“I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long, long time,” Damon said during the monologue. Damon replaced Kimmel’s band leader with Sheryl Crow, who performed her new single.
達(dá)蒙在獨白的階段表示：“我等這一刻等得實在是太久太久了。” 他找來搖滾樂女歌手雪兒·克羅換掉了吉米叔的樂隊領(lǐng)隊，雪兒·克羅也在節(jié)目中表演了自己的新單曲。

Damon’s best friend, Ben Affleck, had a walk-on role as a cue-card boy and turned out to be Kimmel’s only ally. Affleck held up cue cards describing Kimmel as a great guy and a good lover before storming off the set.
達(dá)蒙最好的朋友、導(dǎo)演兼演員的本·阿弗萊克也在節(jié)目中跑了個龍?zhí)祝瑤瓦_(dá)蒙拿提詞卡，不過小本貌似是吉米叔的支持者，他手上的提詞卡上寫著吉米叔是非常不錯的好男人、好情人，但馬上就被達(dá)蒙趕出了節(jié)目現(xiàn)場。

Nicole Kidman, Gary Oldman, Amy Adams, Reese Witherspoon and Demi Moore all joined Damon as his guests. Kidman admitted to being a kleptomaniac while Witherspoon brought two bags of alcohol to the couch.
影后妮可·基德曼、反派巨星加里·奧德曼、女星艾米·亞當(dāng)斯、美國演員瑞茜·威瑟斯彭和黛米·摩爾等都作為嘉賓參與了本次的節(jié)目，妮可承認(rèn)自己有偷竊癖，瑞茜則帶著兩大袋的酒來了。

Jennifer Lopez, Sally Field, John Krasinski, Robert De Niro, Don Cheadle and Oprah Winfrey appeared via video and congratulated “The Bourne Identity” star for ousting Kimmel for the night.
詹妮佛·洛佩茨、莎莉·菲爾德、約翰·卡拉辛斯基、羅伯特·德尼羅、唐·錢德爾和奧普拉·溫弗瑞都通過視頻出現(xiàn)，祝賀達(dá)蒙代替吉米叔主持節(jié)目。

Kimmel’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Silverman appeared as Damon’s final guest. “Is there anything you’d like to say to Jimmy?” Damon asked. “No, I’m good,” Silverman replied as she looked at Kimmel.
吉米叔的前女友薩拉·絲沃曼作為最后一位嘉賓出現(xiàn)在節(jié)目中。達(dá)蒙問：“你有什么想對吉米說的嗎？” 薩拉回頭看了看吉米叔說了句：“沒有，沒啥說的。”