Most of us don't really take the time to pay careful attention to the product instructions we receive when purchasing an item - however, you should.
大多數(shù)人買(mǎi)了東西都不會(huì)花時(shí)間去仔細(xì)看產(chǎn)品說(shuō)明，但是你應(yīng)該好好看看。

If not for the instructions themselves, at least for the hidden?easter?eggs.
就算不是真的為了看說(shuō)明，至少去看看隱藏的彩蛋吧。

Bored Panda has created a list of the funniest instructions and tags you'll be glad you bothered to read.
Bored Panda網(wǎng)站列舉了一系列最有趣的產(chǎn)品說(shuō)明和標(biāo)簽，你會(huì)很高興自己仔細(xì)看了。

Some of them are so obvious and stupid they'll make you question where humanity is going.
有些真的太明顯太蠢了，看了之后甚至?xí)屇銓?duì)人類(lèi)何去何從產(chǎn)生懷疑。

Others are so unexpectedly smart and witty, they will surprise you with their originality.
有些則表現(xiàn)出驚人的聰慧，讓你驚嘆于它們新奇的創(chuàng)意。

One thing is for sure, most of them will put a smile on your face.
但無(wú)疑的是，看了之后大多數(shù)都會(huì)博你一笑。

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#1 The Only Reason We Read These Anymore
我們讀這個(gè)唯一原因

你現(xiàn)在讀這個(gè)是因?yàn)槟闵蠋鼛謾C(jī)的，對(duì)不？

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#2 This Top-gear T-shirt Label Top-gear
T恤的領(lǐng)標(biāo)

T恤已在動(dòng)物身上試驗(yàn)過(guò)，不合身。

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#3 The Instructions For My New Dog Shampoo
狗狗香波使用說(shuō)明

記住提前阻斷一切可逃跑路線(xiàn)。（提示：一旦你的寵物濕滑時(shí)，它會(huì)突然變得比你聰明，比你跑得快。）

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#4 Clothing Label
衣服標(biāo)簽

男女均可洗滌

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#5 This Is The Better Kind Of Clothing Label
這個(gè)衣服標(biāo)簽好一些

只可冷水洗滌，不可烘干機(jī)烘干，不可熨燙，不可掌摑大熊貓。

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#6 This Hoodie's Tag Has Life Instructions
一件有生活說(shuō)明的衛(wèi)衣

找律師，卸載facebook，去健身房


#7 Best Lotion Instructions Ever?
迄今最好的乳液說(shuō)明？

洗浴完畢，取大量本產(chǎn)品用于皮膚，會(huì)讓你想起你表弟Danny七年級(jí)時(shí)養(yǎng)得寵物鬣蜥，溫暖又多鱗的回憶。

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#8 I Hate Shirts With Complicated Wash Instructions
我討厭衣服上復(fù)雜的洗滌說(shuō)明

臟了就洗。

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#9 Hand Towel Dispenser Instructions
紙巾機(jī)使用說(shuō)明

（不管你怎么撕，最終還是得用衣服擦。。）


#10 My Friend Was Putting Together Her Furniture And This Was In The Instructions
我朋友組家具時(shí)在操作說(shuō)明上看到了這個(gè)

另外的步驟：做玉米脆餅（可選，但推薦）

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