【肥瑞的瘋狂日記】S02E10 只剩Rae一個(gè)人了
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lzzy
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Chop
Crimewatch
TixI got you a copy of the photos from the beer garden the other day.
Thanks. It's inevitable,lzzy. Thanks to this tent situation, we are pretty much turning up to college virgins.
Actually, er... I need to tell you something. Me and Chop had sex last night.
What? How could you let that happen? We had a pact.
Yeah, well, it wasn't like that. I went over to Chop's to show him the new underwear I bought to get him excited for camping and stuff, and then... well... we did it. It wasn't like I imagined it. It was on the couch in his lounge. Crimewatch was on in the background and Crimewatch scares me a little bit, so I was a bit distracted, but... I enjoyed it, though. The sex, I mean.
Congratulations.
Thanks.
So there I was, Tix, the last virgin standing. Two days to college, two shared tents and zero chance of a shag.
送給你一些幾天前在啤酒元照的照片。
多謝。這是不可避免的,伊茲。非常感謝帳篷的安排,我們很有可能要變成大學(xué)處女了。
其實(shí)呢,我想跟你說點(diǎn)事。我和肖普昨晚做愛了。
什么?怎么可能會這樣呢?我們都說好了的。
是啊,可是當(dāng)時(shí)情況不允許啊。我去肖普那里給他看新買的內(nèi)衣就是為了讓他因?yàn)橐盃I興奮一下,然后......我們就滾在一起了。跟我想象的一點(diǎn)不一樣。當(dāng)時(shí)在客廳的沙發(fā)上,電視放了“犯罪觀察”(BBC節(jié)目)那期節(jié)目還有點(diǎn)嚇人,我有點(diǎn)心不在焉,但是我很喜歡,我是說性愛......
恭喜你。
多謝。
就剩我了,替克斯,最后一位處女了。還有兩天去上大學(xué),兩頂共享帳篷,零機(jī)會親密接觸。