兒童時(shí)期各個(gè)年齡段的孩子都對(duì)小故事非常感興趣，故事中有豐富的情節(jié)，同時(shí)也蘊(yùn)含著一定的語(yǔ)言知識(shí)，下面分享下今天的這篇英語(yǔ)幽默故事：354航班。 ? [en]A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change. “Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.

望你有所報(bào)答?！盵/cn] [en]“i agree,” said savage, “that i owe my life to you, and toprove to you that i am not ungrateful for your work i will givemy life to you.”[/en][cn]“是的，”薩維奇說(shuō)，“我是欠你一條命，為了向你證明我對(duì)你的診治不是不報(bào)答，我將把我的命給你。”[/cn] [en]with these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,the life of richard savage.[/en][cn]說(shuō)著這番話，薩維奇遞給醫(yī)生兩卷書(shū)，名叫《理查德·薩維奇的一生》。[/cn]

? An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would believe him. 一位貪婪的鴨子獵手想在市場(chǎng)上買(mǎi)只新的捕鳥(niǎo)的狗。當(dāng)看見(jiàn)一只狗能在水上走路然后抓住鴨子時(shí)，他決定：就是它了。這實(shí)在是太新奇了，他覺(jué)得應(yīng)該沒(méi)有哪個(gè)朋友會(huì)相信他吧。 He decided to try to break the news to his most skeptical friend, inviting him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by; they fired, and a duck fell. 他首先向一個(gè)最容易懷疑的朋友發(fā)布了這個(gè)消息，帶上狗邀請(qǐng)這位朋友和他一同打獵。他們?cè)诤影哆叺却?，突然一群鴨子飛過(guò)，他們開(kāi)槍了，于是有一只野鴨掉了下來(lái)。 The dog responded. It did not sink, but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. 狗動(dòng)起來(lái)了。它沒(méi)有沉下去，而是走在水上去叼鴨子，連爪子都沒(méi)濕。 The friend saw everything but did not say a single word. 這位朋友目睹了這一切，不發(fā)一語(yǔ)。 On the drive home the hunter finally broke the silence, asking, “Well, what do you think of my new dog?” 回家的時(shí)候，獵人打破了沉默，問(wèn)道：“你覺(jué)得這只狗怎么樣?。俊?The other guy was quiet for a moment, then said, “Can’t swim, huh?” 朋友沉默了一會(huì)，說(shuō)道：“它不會(huì)游泳，對(duì)吧？”

[en]The little boy did not like the look of the?barking?dog.[/en][cn]一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。[/cn] [en]"It's all right," said a?gentleman, "don't be?afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"[/en][cn]“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。”[/cn] [en]"Ah, yes,"?answered?the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"[/en][cn]“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”[/cn] 　

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