小破了衣服。[/cn] [en]It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said?Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."[/en][cn]顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器?！盵/cn] [en]"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."[/en][cn]“嗯，”父親說，“這看上去很公平!”[/cn] [en]"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"[/en][cn]“我知道，但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”[/cn]

[en]A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically1 impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.The little girl stated that a whale swallowed Jonah.Irritated, the teacher reiterated2 that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."[/en][cn]一個小女孩和她的老師正在談論有關鯨魚的事情。她的老師說：“一頭鯨魚從身體構造的角度看，是不可能吞掉一個人的。因為盡管鯨魚是一種非常巨大的哺乳動物，可它的嗓子非常小?！蹦莻€小女孩說約拿(一位西伯來先知)就是被鯨魚吞掉的。她的老師非常生氣，她再次告訴小女孩說：“從身體構造角度來講，鯨魚是不可能吞掉一個人的?！蹦莻€小女孩說：“那等我到了天堂，就去問問約拿?！彼睦蠋焼枺骸澳敲?，假如約拿下了地獄怎么辦?”那個小女孩回答：“如果是那樣的話，你就去問他?！盵/cn]

[en]Two twins went to the kindergarten.“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse.[/en][cn]兩個雙胞胎走進幼兒園?！澳銈儍蓚€誰大誰小?”保育員問。[/cn] [en]One of them winked and said，“Elder brother，don't tell her.”[/en][cn]其中的一個眨了眨眼睛說，“哥哥，不要告訴她?！盵/cn]

英語笑話讓人會心一笑，今天，小編給同學們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語笑話住了眼睛。 to blindfold the hostage 蒙住人質的眼睛 2. 妨礙視力；遮住(或擋住)…的視線： The tall man in the front blindfolded me. 前面的高個子男人擋住了我的視線。 3. 使不理解，使失去識別能力(或判斷力、覺察力)；使模糊不清；使遲鈍；使迷惑；蒙騙： to blindfold you to the true purpose of her invitation 被蒙蔽而看不出她邀你的真正目的 ? [en] A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。 "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid.? “沒有關系，”一位先生說， Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" “不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人?！?"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" “啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?” 詞匯學習： ?little ?小的 ?bark 吠叫?[barking]是[bark]的現在分詞形式 ?

A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" 一個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來?”她一開始就說。 Little Johnny then stood up. 小約翰尼站了起來。 The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?" “你認為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?”老師問。 "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" “不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看你一個人站著?！?詞匯學習： psychology　心理學 Everyone　每個人 ?

英語笑話讓人會心一笑，今天，小編給同學們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語笑話圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。 約翰尼：先生，在這兒。 老師：對了。薩默，你來回答我是誰發(fā)現了澳大利亞? 薩默：先生，是約翰尼。 [/cn] ? [en] Lightning Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice? Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more! [/en][cn] 閃電 老師：為什么說閃電從來不會兩次擊中同一個地方? 羅伊：因為它擊中一個地方一次以后，那個地方就不存在了。 [/cn] ? [en] The Climate of New

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幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語小笑話：可憐的人，希望對大家有幫助。

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語小笑話：終身保修，希望對大家有幫助。