今天，小編要給大家講個(gè)笑話，這個(gè)笑話篇幅有點(diǎn)長，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。對了，這則英語冷笑話的名字是：大象為什么不玩電腦？結(jié)局有驚喜噢！一起來看看吧！ ? 1) Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 鼠標(biāo)和老鼠的英文皆為mouse： mouse [ma?s]?n. 鼠標(biāo)；老鼠；膽小羞怯的人 ? 2) Q: Which are the stronger days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. week和weak同音： week [wi?k] n. 周，星期 weak [wi?k] adj. 疲軟的；虛弱的；無力的；不牢固的 ? 3) Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold? A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思 4) Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house? A: It was a fish tank. tank?n. 坦克；水槽；池塘 fish tank ?魚缸，金魚缸 5) Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly? A: It waves. wave有波濤翻滾的意思，也有揮手致意的意思 wave [we?v] n. 波動；波浪；高潮；揮手示意；卷曲 vt. 卷（燙）發(fā)；向…揮手示意；使成波浪形 vi. 波動；起伏；揮手示意；搖動；呈波形 ? ? [en] All Except the Music A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?" "Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is." [/en][cn] 除了音樂 一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多笑話，這個(gè)笑話篇幅有點(diǎn)長，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。對了，這則英語冷笑話了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時(shí)候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?” “噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好?！?[/cn] ? 大家喜歡這個(gè)故事嗎？反正小編已經(jīng)笑到不行了，喜歡就收藏起來吧~

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語小笑話，希望對大家有幫助。

很多英語國家在漫長的歷史中，廣泛流傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語笑話，給大家來分享一下，希望大家開心一笑，一起來看看吧！ ? 一、 [cn] The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!" [/cn] [en] 典獄長對獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因?yàn)槊糠曛苣┑奶皆L日，大多數(shù)囚犯都有家人或朋友來訪，但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一個(gè)探訪日，典獄長把喬治叫到辦公室說：“喬治，我注意到從來沒有人來探望過你?！彼麧M懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒有任何朋友或家人嗎？” 喬治回答：“喔！當(dāng)然有，典獄長，只不過他們?nèi)荚谶@里面！” [/en] ? 二、 [cn] Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. [/cn] [en] 警察：有人搶你的手表時(shí)，你為什么不呼救呢？ 男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發(fā)現(xiàn)我的四顆金牙。那就更英語國家在漫長的歷史中，廣泛流傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語笑話糟了。 [/en] ? 怎么樣，看完了這篇文章，同學(xué)們有沒有開懷一笑呢？喜歡就趕快收藏起來吧~

[en]While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly.[/en][cn]在購買我的第一部CD唱機(jī)時(shí)，我能夠解讀推銷標(biāo)記上面的大多數(shù)技術(shù)語言。但是有一個(gè)標(biāo)示卻讓我頗為迷惑，于是我叫過銷售商，問道：‘混合脈沖D/A變換器’是什么意思?它的意思是，她說，這個(gè)機(jī)器能夠讀CD碟上加碼的數(shù)字信息，將它轉(zhuǎn)換成聲音信息-也就是說，轉(zhuǎn)換成音樂。換句話說，這個(gè)CD唱機(jī)能夠播放CD碟。正是如此。[/cn]

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語小笑話：可憐的人，希望對大家有幫助。

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語小笑話：終身保修，希望對大家有幫助。

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語小笑話，希望對大家有幫助。

幽默寓于笑話之中，它是笑話的精料，智慧之所在。笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!下面是小編整理的英語小笑話，希望對大家有幫助。

The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. "It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?" "Ah, yes," answered the little girl. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?" 一個(gè)小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。 “沒有關(guān)系，”一位先生說，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人?！?“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”