理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)冷笑話，希望大家能開(kāi)心開(kāi)心，一起來(lái)看看吧！ ? 一、 [en] One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?" "You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile. On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package. Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams". [/en] [cn] 情人節(jié)前一天，一個(gè)女人做了個(gè)項(xiàng)鏈的夢(mèng)。 當(dāng)她醒來(lái)，她和她丈夫說(shuō)：“我剛夢(mèng)到你情人節(jié)給了我一根珍珠項(xiàng)鏈。你說(shuō)那是什么含義呢？”。 “到情人節(jié)那天你就會(huì)知道了?！彼χf(shuō)。 情人節(jié)那天，男人給了他老婆一個(gè)禮盒。 她很興奮地打開(kāi)，看到的卻是一本書(shū)，書(shū)名是《夢(mèng)的解析》。 [/cn] ? 二、 [en] An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "Give me the good news first," the artist demanded. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?" With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor." [/en] [cn] 一位藝術(shù)家在一個(gè)畫(huà)廊辦了個(gè)展覽，他問(wèn)店主是否有人對(duì)他參展的畫(huà)感興趣。 “我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息?！钡曛骰卮稹?“先告訴我好消息?！碑?huà)家要求道。 “好消息是一位紳士詢問(wèn)了你的作品，還問(wèn)它是否會(huì)在你死后增。我告訴他會(huì)的，然后他買英語(yǔ)冷笑話讓人會(huì)心一笑，今天，小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)冷笑話下了你所有的15幅畫(huà)作。” “那太棒了！”畫(huà)家驚嘆?！澳敲词裁磿?huì)是壞消息呢？” 店主想了想之后說(shuō)：“問(wèn)那個(gè)問(wèn)題的是你的醫(yī)生”。 [/cn] ? 哈哈，有沒(méi)有g(shù)et到這幾則冷笑話的笑點(diǎn)呢？喜歡就收藏起來(lái)吧~

學(xué)英語(yǔ)感到枯燥了？那么不妨來(lái)讀點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)笑話，在開(kāi)心輕松的氛圍中學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)！

學(xué)英語(yǔ)感到枯燥了？那么不妨來(lái)讀點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)笑話，在開(kāi)心輕松的氛圍中學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)！

傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話，給大家來(lái)分享一下，希望大家開(kāi)心一笑，一起來(lái)看看吧！ ? [en] These Are My Jeans After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago． “Look，look．” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．“I can wear my old jeans again．” Her husband looked at her for a long time，when said，“Honey，I love you，but these are my jeans．” [/en] [cn] 那是我的褲子! 一個(gè)婦女在減肥一段時(shí)間后自我感覺(jué)特別好——特別是當(dāng)她又能穿上很早以前就穿不上的牛仔褲時(shí)。她跑英語(yǔ)國(guó)家在漫長(zhǎng)的歷史中，廣泛流傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話下樓沖她丈夫喊道：“快看，快看。我又能穿上以前的褲子了?！彼煞蚩戳怂靡粫?huì)兒，然后說(shuō)：“親愛(ài)的，我愛(ài)你。但那是我的褲子?！?[/cn] ? [en] All I do is pay "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?" "I'm the people. All I do is pay." [/en] [cn] 我要做的一切就是付錢 布朗先生告訴同事說(shuō)：“我的家簡(jiǎn)直就象一個(gè)國(guó)家一樣。我妻子 是財(cái)政部長(zhǎng)。我岳母是作戰(zhàn)部長(zhǎng)，我女兒是外交秘書(shū)?！?“聽(tīng)上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說(shuō)，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢？” “我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢。” [/cn] ? 怎么樣，看完了這篇文章，同學(xué)們有沒(méi)有開(kāi)懷一笑呢？喜歡就趕快收藏起來(lái)吧~

學(xué)英語(yǔ)感到枯燥了？那么不妨來(lái)讀點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)笑話，在開(kāi)心輕松的氛圍中學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)！

學(xué)英語(yǔ)感到枯燥了？那么不妨來(lái)讀點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)笑話，在開(kāi)心輕松的氛圍中學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)！

Improvement One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me." 進(jìn)步 一位學(xué)生對(duì)另一位說(shuō)：“你的 英語(yǔ) 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?” “很好，我過(guò)去不懂英國(guó)人說(shuō)話，可現(xiàn)在是英國(guó)人不懂我的話了?！?

傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話，給大家來(lái)分享一下，希望大家開(kāi)心一笑，一起來(lái)看看吧！ ? [en] Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. [/en] [cn] 好客 由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒(méi)有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō)：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說(shuō)。 [/cn] ? [en] The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" [/en][cn] 吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客 一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓，找中間那個(gè)門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開(kāi)了之后，再英語(yǔ)國(guó)家在漫長(zhǎng)的歷史中，廣泛流傳著很多經(jīng)典的幽默小笑話。今天，小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了兩則經(jīng)典的英語(yǔ)笑話用你的腳把門推開(kāi)?！?“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢？” “你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧？”吝嗇鬼回答。 [/cn] ? 怎么樣，看完了這篇文章，同學(xué)們有沒(méi)有開(kāi)懷一笑呢？喜歡就趕快收藏起來(lái)吧~

英語(yǔ)笑話讓人會(huì)心一笑，今天，小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話圖上給我找出澳大利亞在什么地方。 約翰尼：先生，在這兒。 老師：對(duì)了。薩默，你來(lái)回答我是誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)了澳大利亞? 薩默：先生，是約翰尼。 [/cn] ? [en] Lightning Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice? Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more! [/en][cn] 閃電 老師：為什么說(shuō)閃電從來(lái)不會(huì)兩次擊中同一個(gè)地方? 羅伊：因?yàn)樗鼡糁幸粋€(gè)地方一次以后，那個(gè)地方就不存在了。 [/cn] ? [en] The Climate of New

學(xué)英語(yǔ)感到枯燥了？那么不妨來(lái)讀點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)笑話，在開(kāi)心輕松的氛圍中學(xué)習(xí)知識(shí)！一位女士抱著寶寶上公交車，司機(jī)看到后竟說(shuō)她的孩子其丑無(wú)比，做媽的心里當(dāng)然很憤怒，但是事實(shí)貌似真是如此呢……